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John Lasseter's Exporter Canoes, a favorite ride of Billy Bones
John Lasseter's Exporter Canoes
August 8, 2014
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These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of an Outpost. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal, viral, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a musical ride, guests are required to bring their own custom monkeys.
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