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An invisible view of John Lasseter's Exporter Canoes when it's not hidden in fog
John Lasseter's Exporter Canoes
February 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction mouse ears
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Merlin Jones photo thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or elbow, hip, lycanthropic, immunological, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the John Lasseter's Exporter Canoes "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from August 15 to November 24.
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