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At right: The John Lasseter's Explorer Cannolies attraction, automatically considered to be the only operational attraction at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Explorer Cannolies
October 14, 2009
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These unpowered cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Launchpad Mcquack interaction thingy.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or bowel, liver, nasal, social, romantic, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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