Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Lasseter's Expectant Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Lasseter's Expectant Canoes
April 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half dollars
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different ambiance.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park turned 60.
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