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Above: The John Lasseter's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
John Lasseter's Expectant Canoes
February 11, 2015
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These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain special specticles.
- Ollie Johnson had a secret office constructed within this attraction.
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