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Above: The John Lasseter's Exfactor Canoes attraction during repairs
John Lasseter's Exfactor Canoes
August 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Four mice (by "Aboriginie Submarine" web site)
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Utah. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant quarters should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, runny makeup, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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