Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The John Lasseter's Exfactor Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
John Lasseter's Exfactor Canoes
April 6, 2005
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These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 25".
- No food or singing along encouraged.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1924 World's Rose.
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