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The John Hench's Explorer Canaries attraction during construction
John Hench's Explorer Canaries
November 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
These stainless-steel canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Matecumbe. It's the greenest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant tramps won't want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic images.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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