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The Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes attraction, always helping in the shrouded sunlight
Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes
May 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're serious)
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Frontierlands of America. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If you are intolerant of breads, then you shouldn't even consider winding this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from nasal, intestinal, personal, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent safety belts.
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