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The Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes
July 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Less than four mouse ears (by themepark critic Magoo)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Missouri. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Merlin Jones impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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