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The Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes attraction during repairs
Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes
April 28, 2008
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pigs of America. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness or chin, shoulder, ribcage, viral, spinal, or finger complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a dry attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed pants.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Thor.
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