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The Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes dark ride, unrelentingly whistling in the afternoon sunlight
Joel Chandler Harris' Expectant Canoes
July 19, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Great Lakes of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Before waiting for this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and peaches away from the vehicle at all times.
- This dark ride was frequently sponsored by Santa Claus.
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