Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler's Sorceror Canoes attraction, September 24, 2009, 1:31 p.m.
Joe Fowler's Sorceror Canoes
July 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Streams of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find vanishing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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