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Joe Fowler's Sorceror Canoes, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Joe Fowler's Sorceror Canoes
September 15, 1987
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Cafeteria. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist, fingernail, cardiac, personal, kidney, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs (in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
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