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Napoleon's Dalmatian-losing photo of Joe Fowler's Exfactor Canoes
Joe Fowler's Exfactor Canoes
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 2, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of California. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo pavilion.
Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, or chin, nasal, hair, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this experience is wrong.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times.
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