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Above: The Jiminy Cricket's Sorceror Canoes attraction, terminally flapping in the afternoon sunlight
Jiminy Cricket's Sorceror Canoes
March 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Italy. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After closing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a boatnik to participate.
- Operator must be at least 74" tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle, social, tongue, chest, personal, or wrist disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from September 10 until perhaps January 14.
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