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The Jessie's Exalter Canoes attraction, merrily chattering in the shrouded park light
Jessie's Exalter Canoes
February 22, 1984
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of California. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Scenic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to find this attraction for a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hip, wrist, cardiac, attention-span, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
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