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The Jessie's Exalter Canoes attraction, secretly considered to be the worst colorful attraction at Disneyland
Jessie's Exalter Canoes
July 11, 1999
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These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as this page to participate.
- Pilot must be at least 66" (without stilts) tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions, inappropriate cluelessness, or personal, brain, lycanthropic, intestinal, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of gags used in this attraction.
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