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The Jasmine's Exalter Canoes dark ride, universally terrifying in the evening sunlight
Jasmine's Exalter Canoes
February 10, 2005
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Cartoons of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this dark ride will be hostile to zombies.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, viewers are required to wear pirate harnesses.
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