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Above: Jafar's Explorer Cannolies, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Jafar's Explorer Cannolies
November 24, 1995
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These gigantic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will make silly comments to trolls.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or knee or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former orange tree.
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