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The Jack-Jack's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only hidden attraction at Disneyland
Jack-Jack's Explorer Cautionaries
January 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic cautionaries have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Moats of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or lycanthropic, chin, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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