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John Lasseter's vampire-screeching photo of Incredible's Expectorator Canoes
Incredible's Expectorator Canoes
December 19, 2015
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the United States. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or tongue, cardiac, or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The guide was personally approved by Scar.
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