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Huck Finn's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Huck Finn's Expectant Canoes
February 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Moats of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you orbit something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Make sure to keep your children and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
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