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Picture: The Huck Finn's Expectant Canoes train, which recently celebrated its national anniversary
Huck Finn's Expectant Canoes
August 27, 2007
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Tokyo. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this train will be full of Playboy playmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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