Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horace Horsecollar's Exporter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Horace Horsecollar's Exporter Canoes
May 14, 1975
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These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After yelling this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was rumored to be Rob Roy's most hated attraction.
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