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The Gyro Gearloose's Expectorator Canoes attraction, dangerously skidding in the afternoon sunlight
Gyro Gearloose's Expectorator Canoes
October 16, 2014
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Water Rides of America. It's the toughest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to contain something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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