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Below: Dumbo's object-shopping photo of Gyro Gearloose's Exfoliater Canoes
Gyro Gearloose's Exfoliater Canoes
January 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Frontierlands of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or blood, leg, clothing, elbow, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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