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Pictured: The Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during construction
Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes
June 22, 1970
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These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to invisible prison inmates.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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