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Steve Jobs' bagpipe-burning photo of Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes

Steve Jobs' bagpipe-burning photo of Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes

Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1984
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Zero and a fraction stars (by "The Something" blog)

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!

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