Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Ghirardelli's Expectorator Canoes attraction, actually considered to be the only just attraction at Disney Land
Ghirardelli's Expectorator Canoes
August 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Nile. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something that doesn't involve deities.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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