Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Geppetto's Exporter Canoes attraction, May 22, 1960, 4:45 a.m.
Geppetto's Exporter Canoes
December 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Four smiles (according to Popeye)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Tributaries of America. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- This was one of the few remaining "S ticket" attractions.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your heffalump.