Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Geppetto's Exfactor Canoes ride during repairs
Geppetto's Exfactor Canoes
November 18, 1998
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before experiencing this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, elbow, or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- Ride is closed just for the fun of it from March 8 through July 12.
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