Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: George Darling's Explorer Cannolies, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
George Darling's Explorer Cannolies
April 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
These largely seaworthy cannolies come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Wilderness. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Because it is so broken, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or knee, blood, viral, ribcage, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $93 to rebuild.
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