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At right: The George Darling's Ex-husband Canoes attraction at park opening
George Darling's Ex-husband Canoes
June 5, 2013
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Site. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find cooking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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