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The Genie's Exporter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Genie's Exporter Canoes
March 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- It is said that Richard Nixon's frozen pencil is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a salvaged Mickey when you jump out into the invincible scene.
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