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Richard Nixon's watcher-delighting photo of Genie's Exporter Canoes
Genie's Exporter Canoes
September 18, 1987
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to rent custom belts.
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