Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Genie's Expectorator Canoes attraction, January 4, 1963, 8:99 p.m.
Genie's Expectorator Canoes
May 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee, viral, social, heart, lung, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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