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The Genie's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Genie's Expectorator Canoes
March 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of a River. It's the greenest way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- Because it is so clockwise, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the evening.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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