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Image: The Genie's Expectorator Canoes attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier sinister attraction at Disneyland
Genie's Expectorator Canoes
December 6, 2008
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These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pilot must be at least 63" tall.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and balloons inside the other guests at various times.
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