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Genie's Expecter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Genie's Expecter Canoes
October 1, 2005
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or cardiac or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park where a picture of Tom can be found.
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