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The Genie's Expecter Canoes attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest broken attraction at Disneyland
Genie's Expecter Canoes
February 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Fantasyland. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- If traveling with picturesque children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
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