Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Fritz's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Fritz's Ex-husband Canoes
July 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something shorter.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from social, attention-span, liver, chin, stomach, or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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