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The Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes
November 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Rides of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic, social, or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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