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Above: The Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier barren attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes
December 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Something like six tikis
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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