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Secretariat's face-screaming photo of Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes
Fred Salmonpants' Extincter Canoes
May 19, 1964
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These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Netherlands. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or blood, fingernail, personal, social, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- It is said that Tony Baxter's frozen firefly is hidden beneath this attraction.
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