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A negative view of Frankenweenie's Extincter Canoes when it's not bathed in fog
Frankenweenie's Extincter Canoes
October 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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