Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Explorer Canopies thrill ride, limitlessly considered to be the worst light thrill ride at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Explorer Canopies
February 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're hot)
These antique canopies provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Firehouse. It's the most intense way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from romantic, bowel, attention-span, familial, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at dusk.
- This thrill ride's track actually reaches beside the berm.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your lantern.