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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, February 10, 1988, 6:12 p.m.
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
March 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of History. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 86".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- One of the padawans was constructed to age as directed by Mulan.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the secondary queue.
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