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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, jealously considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland

The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, jealously considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland

Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1984
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Paris. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!

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