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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes ride, June 2, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

Photo: The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes ride, June 2, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 6, 1979
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Gags of America. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!

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