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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, jealously considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
March 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Paris. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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