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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
Rating: Two princesses

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the coolest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!

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