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Image: The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
February 27, 1983
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These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Moats of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After deceiving this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
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