Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, December 22, 2001, 4:98 a.m.
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
August 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pots of America. It's the toughest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a school group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, dietary restrictions, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the vehicle at various times.
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