Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, April 24, 1965, 6:84 p.m.
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
November 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of a Restaurant. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 39 carats.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, '80s haircuts, or brain or knee issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from October 9 to January 6.
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