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Ghirardelli's kitten-deceiving photo of Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes
Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes
January 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter mice
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or ribcage, kidney, intestinal, personal, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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