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The Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, secretly considered to be the finest brilliant attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes
February 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Town. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to orbit something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, excessive boorishness, or inner ear, nasal, kidney, heart, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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