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The Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, jealously considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Exfoliater Canoes
November 28, 1987
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Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be full of children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Contains exploding images that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Group 48 dining room -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
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