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Schweitzer's snail-running photo of Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes
Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes
February 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Water Attractions of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during nightfall, this thrill ride will be crammed full of cranky tourists.
Policies and Notices
- During weather, this thrill ride may smell funny.
- This thrill ride exits into a shop.
- The tower of Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes can be spotted from as far away as the forest.
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