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The Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier sharper attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes
July 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After lamenting this attraction, experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from May 3 until something like July 23.
- It is rumored that Lumière's frozen ballerina is buried beneath this attraction.
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