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Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Figment
Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes
September 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (according to Lampwick)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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