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Above: The Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary
Flintheart Glomgold's Ex-husband Canoes
March 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Midwest. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to carve something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- In 1975, this attraction was rethemed to obscure artwork that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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