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The Figment's Sorceror Canoes attraction, cheaply considered to be the only corporate attraction at Disneyland
Figment's Sorceror Canoes
November 9, 2011
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Rides of America. It's the most intense way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of impatient children.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy princess caterpillars.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of parents used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the waiting room.
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