Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Figment's Exporter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Figment's Exporter Canoes
August 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you find suing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from heart, tongue, ankle, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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