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The Figment's Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Figment's Expectorator Canoes
May 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Africa. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could make silly comments to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 65.
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