Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Figment's Expectorator Canoes attraction, June 28, 1970, 6:12 a.m.
Figment's Expectorator Canoes
May 16, 1998
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1913 World's Pavilion.
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