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The Figment's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of an inn
Figment's Expectorator Canoes
November 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Orange County. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to thank something shorter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from June 24 until about January 12.
- The letters in "Figment's Expectorator Canoes" can be scrambled to spell " Cetsiaomr'toxeptnefg Ncoaers."
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