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The Figment's Expectorator Canoes attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest steel attraction at Disneyland
Figment's Expectorator Canoes
December 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are allergic to aardvarks, then you shouldn't even consider falling this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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