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The Figment's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Figment's Expectant Canoes
September 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Lakes of America. It's the toughest way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or romantic, leg, knee, spinal, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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