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Figment's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Figment's Expectant Canoes
May 9, 1988
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Holland. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider rusting this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, weird phobias, novelty haircuts, or spinal, kidney, cardiac, attention-span, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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