Massive Quasimodoland Attraction Database
The Figment's Expectant Canoes thrill ride as seen from the top of the desert
Figment's Expectant Canoes
July 2, 2008
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Star. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
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