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Above: The Faline's Extincter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Faline's Extincter Canoes
July 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Moats of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by cranky cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are filled with ghosts.
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