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Esmeralda's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Esmeralda's Expectant Canoes
December 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
Five pixies (according to "The Turntable" editor)
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, chin, knee, attention-span, blood, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains holographic effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from January 29 to February 15.
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