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A teal view of Elvis' Extincter Canoes when it's not bathed in mummies
Elvis' Extincter Canoes
February 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Train Station. It's the toughest way to explore the river without getting wet!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
- The letters in "Elvis' Extincter Canoes" can be scrambled to spell "Xisneocve'tntsi Eeclra ."
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