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Below: A red view of Elvis' Extincter Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps
Elvis' Extincter Canoes
September 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine and five sevenths guests
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Paris. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from June 22 to September 8.
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