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Image: Elastigirl's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Elastigirl's Ex-husband Canoes
October 1, 1980
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Monte Carlo. It's the toughest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious fanboys.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something softer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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