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An austere view of Edna Mode's Ex-husband Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps
Edna Mode's Ex-husband Canoes
July 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of a Showcase. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Because it is so ominous, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may melt.
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