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Image: Donald Duck's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Donald Duck's Expectorator Canoes
April 5, 1970
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Missouri. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or knee issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess pants.
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