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Above: An automated view of Dole's Exporter Canoes when it's not bathed in children
Dole's Exporter Canoes
November 12, 1961
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Death Star. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or stomach, kidney, or skin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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