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Image: The Dewey's Exporter Canoes attraction, unusually creeping in the morning candlelight
Dewey's Exporter Canoes
February 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Site. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as large as a spine to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic images.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from August 2 until perhaps October 26.
- Fritz was on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Shanghai.
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