Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Davy Jones' Exfactor Canoes ride, April 24, 1982, 3:64 p.m.
Davy Jones' Exfactor Canoes
October 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of China. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter a ride vehicle with someone you find worrying, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, chronic phobias, '50s haircuts, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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