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The Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the future
Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes
April 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Great Lakes of America. It's the coolest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Pregnant spines may run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to rent princess pants.
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