Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes
August 28, 1955
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of France. It's the greenest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or wrist, nasal, ribcage, attention-span, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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