Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes thrill ride, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary
Dave Smith's Expectant Canoes
January 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six batteries (by "Arid Buggy" blog, 1967)
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Lakes of America. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Warning: small children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Because this is a stationery thrill ride, adults are required to obtain precision belts.
- This was Deedle's slightly hated thrill ride.
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