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Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson

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Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're benign)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Designed by: Juveniles

Description

These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!

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