Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes
September 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're benign)
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of former guests.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something more demanding.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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