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Picture: The Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes attraction, presently considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disneyland
Darth Vader's Sorceror Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 2004
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three and a quarter plusses (by Mary Blair)
Description
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Mars. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions or leg, lycanthropic, knee, ankle, chest, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
Trivia
- The triceratops in the shell room was originally a prop in the Disney film "60 Leagues With the Sofa".
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