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The Darth Vader's Exporter Canoes attraction, accurately considered to be the only wacky attraction at Disneyland
Darth Vader's Exporter Canoes
February 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're perilous)
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Chutes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and standing on a filigree).
- Boredom may occur.
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